do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
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i would probably kill myself but i dont want my mom to touch my things in my room
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
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the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type
this is the motivational quote that made my day
Alan Sailer is a California based photographer that shoots and captures food through high speed explosions with extremely high speed cameras.
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